1. colombian-jacob-49:

      cobaltdays:

      glitterslither:

      You need.. you need to unmute…

      I’ve waited too long to find this gem again!

      This is perfection 😂

    2. qothqueen:

      *organizes life at 3am*

    3. vivian-cain:

      jaysolstice:

      ms-glamazon:

      createdbetter:

      trufflebootybuttercream:

      smidgetz:

      no-chill-at-all:

      Two hours and 25 minutes into Netflix and Chill…

      My god what an adventure

      This was a roller coaster

      Bruhhhhhhhhhhhh lmfao

      ‘nobody liked the selfies’ crying

      this is why i can’t son.

      WOWWW

    4. i-was-today-years-old-when:

      i learned the truth behind Walt Disney’s body after death

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      myth: Walt Disney Is Frozen In Liquid Nitrogen

      fact: FALSE

      According to Biography.com, “On December 15, 1966, animation legend Walt Disney died from complications of lung cancer, for which he had undergone surgery just over a month earlier. A private funeral was held the next day, and on December 17, his body was cremated and interred at Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Glendale, California. But while Disney undoubtedly lives on through the legacy of the beloved feature films and theme parks that comprise much of his life’s work, shortly after his death, a rumor began to circulate that he might be living on in a more literal sense as well—with his body suspended in a frozen state and buried deep beneath the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland in Anaheim, California, awaiting the day when medical technology would be advanced enough to reanimate the animator.”

    5. awholevarietyofstuff:

      one-for-all-plus-ultra:

      legitimatelala:

      signlesstheredbloodedtroll:

      toriana2nice:

      toriana2nice:

      where’s that video of the naked crackhead literally running the speed of a moving car and I use the term literally literally he was deadass keeping up with the car

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      Hi! Humans don’t have an eye shine, so that’s not a person!

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      😨

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      Originally posted by usedpimpa

    6. wlshtags:

      someone: its not healthy to depend on other ppl for ur happiness!!! uwuwuwu

      me: call 📞📞 1-800-DID-I-ASK  👀 👀 👀 

    7. richard-maddens:

      y’all: the men haven’t even made an effort, may as well have just gone to rent a tux

      the black men: i beg u excuse me

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    8. teenagerposts:
“you and me both
”

      teenagerposts:

      you and me both

    9. tandembicycles:

      greedtheavariciouslygay:

      somecunttookmyurl:

      tandembicycles:

      somecunttookmyurl:

      tandembicycles:

      what if we called “flat” soda “flaccid” soda instead

      hey, tandem?

      I’m out for the evening

      ok i’ll wait

      Tandem, come home and face the horror you’ve created

      no

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