ig @jesslynsumitomo

nialls-genitalls:

Me when I’m the next one to present in class

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sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

batter-sempai:

thetrailmixteapot:

ulfric-ulfprick:

godotal:

hkirkh:

Confused husky pup

He’s not expressing confusion, he’s tilting his head for better sound localization. While having an ear on each side of the head is good for lateral echolocation, tilting the head so that the ears are offset gives it vertical depth.

doG SCIENCE

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Oh my gosh, that explains why some dogs put their head to one side when you talk to them. They’re not confused, they’re trying to listen to us better. Awww.
larysasousa:

storybrooke:

For all my coolio followers who are in college and are broke as fuck like me (or just like free shit in general), you should try this one.
It’s a survey panel that lets you share your opinions about the things you buy in supermarkets and stuff and then gives you points which you could redeem for vouchers to spend on free stuff or redeem it for cash. It’s fucking free too so its cool
Only for US Citizens ages 18 above btw 
(But you can just pretty much say you’re 18 tbh like every site out there that has a age requirement lmao)
Sign up here

This one’s legit. My brother had me join this site on my first year and honestly it helped me out a lot and im still using it now to get free snacks! The best part is that they send you free food/snacks to try as well so yeah for a college student who is pretty much penniless thats a god send believe it or not 
me: i am actually so happy with my life right now for once
next day: *everything fucks up*

slomps:

slomps:

slomps:

Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself

So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like

And do I look hot

sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

snazziest:

people who dont flush the toilet must be eliminated

no one: ur cute